Interruption

Anyone will lend you their attention for a bit if you act like what you’re doing really matters (whether that is taking off your shirt or dusting an armoire). But you can’t just finish your routine. People don’t want to see just a shirt come off or the furniture cleaned. People want the third nipple, the perfect chest, the hiding midget with the axe in the armoire. Everyone waits for interruption. We will loan our precious attention to even the most mundane efforts if interruption is in the air. Just act like something important is going to happen.